silly little skank can’t even afford a new pair of stockings

girls like this need to learn how to dress, literally, put clothes on.

existential-outrage asked: Oh my gosh. I just came across your blog and it's like I've found all my opinions laid out. I think I love you.

we love you too.

jonxmack:

dresswellcunts:

anyone that dresses like these and thinks they’re cool. no.

Once, the idiots were just the fools gawping in through the windows. Now they’ve entered the building. You can hear them everywhere. They use the word “cool”. It is their favourite word. The idiot does not think about what it is saying. Thinking is rubbish. And rubbish isn’t cool. Stuff & shit is cool. The idiots are self-regarding consumer slaves, oblivious to the paradox of their uniform individuality. They sculpt their hair to casual perfection, they wear their waistbands below their balls, they babble into hand-held twit machines about that cool email of the woman being bummed by a wolf. Their cool friend made it. He’s an idiot too. Welcome to the age of stupidity.

Hail to the rise of the idiots…

thank you jonxmack you have made this post a trillion times better.

anyone that dresses like these and thinks they’re cool. no.

overly patterned dresses. it looks like a peacock ate a box of crayons and shat on you.

fake chanel fucking crocodile clips. i highly fucking doubt chanel use curlz mt as the standard font and do they even fucking make crocodile clips? fuck. oh and fake viv westwood clips, all fucking lame. anyone that wears these gets instantly branded as a pikey and should be put down.

Frilly socks with heels, not “cute” you look like a fucking mong.

pikeys in chino’s, vans and american apparel hoodies.

fucking hell you can’t tell who’s a chav or hipster these days.

One big blur!

(nothing wrong with the above clothing though just when people who say “ye ennit blad” wear them)

• drop crotch trousers, you look like you’ve shit yourself.
• snoods. they look like kerry katonas fanny, saggy, baggy and ugly.
• top to toe beige, so hanging

Neon! Neon leggings, neon tutu’s, neon legwarmers and matching beads - you might be on a girls night out but you look like a highlighter hacked up on you and it’s sad.

-heartofglass asked: This is basically my new favourite blog! All hating should be put down to committing these 'fashion crimes' and not being able to take it :)

thank you! we agree, we bet the haters all wear head to toe gippo ;)

walkinginlothlorien asked: Oh my god you guys are wonderful, can't stop laughing at how fucking true it all is! <3

thank you! it is all true and it is all horrific

JESUS FUCKING TITTY CHRIST HOW DID WE FORGET CROCS.

toms shoes. ugh, who is this bastard tom? i should hunt him down and kick him in the dick for making such gay fucking creations. they look like fucking shoes that ninjas would wear. my ex had a pair and i wouldnt let him wear them around me. fuck. what a tool.

shimmerandrot asked: dudes wearing flip flops? it's a personal no from me, your opinions..